If I Were To Write a Song about Job Hunting

If I Were To Write a Song on the Piano about Job Hunting it would sound something like this:

-Frustration ebbed into the expressions of the music
-Anger coming fourth through the pounding of the fingers
-The song would be slow (indicating the process and time it takes before a job might come)
-The frustration and anger would also play out in the fast, intense parts of the song
-It would not be a short song
-Definitely played in a minor key (aka not a happy song)
-There would be dissonance in the notes played
-Some motifs in the song would fail to finish just like many jobs fail to happen
-there would be many sad motifs for the disappointments presented in job hunting
-and until a job is found, the song will never end in victory
-once a job is found, then it will end in a victorious note
-the one playing the song must wear a suit as if in an interview
-parts of the musical story would include a dialogue as if in a continuous interview
-the player must at random points in the song portray crying, either verbally or through the piano
-there will be a lot of the lower bass played in the song as it is dark and daunting
-it is okay if the piano is out of tune as that would represent the lack of money for job hunting people

Comment if you can find more to put on this list. I think I am going to write an improve song for job hunting experience.